Question 1

What do you call a group of elephants playing instruments?

Accepted Answer

The tusk-tastic band

Question 2

What did the pencil say when it ran out of lead?

Accepted Answer

I'm at a loss for words

Question 3

What do you call a group of monkeys playing instruments?

Accepted Answer

The monkey business band

Question 4

What did the computer virus say when it got deleted?

Accepted Answer

I'm feeling a little wiped out

Question 5

What do you call a group of rabbits playing instruments?

Accepted Answer

The hare-brained band

Question 6

What did the clock say when it got upgraded?

Accepted Answer

Time to shine!

Question 7

What do you call a group of ducks playing instruments?

Accepted Answer

A duck-umentary orchestra

Question 8

What did the train conductor yell when the train went by?

Accepted Answer

All aboard for confusion

Question 9

What do you call a cow that's also a good listener?

Accepted Answer

A moo-therly ear

Question 10

What did the banana go to the doctor for?

Accepted Answer

Because it wasn't peeling well

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